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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:09

So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Is Russia now too weak to save the Assad dictatorship in Syria again?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
share office space ...
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So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Are you afraid to get married and why?
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
ESA’s new asteroid hunter opens its eye to the sky - European Space Agency
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How much higher are McDonald's prices going to go?
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
No way
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Why do men find women with bigger buttocks attractive?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Next, they tried...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
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